December 2011
November 2011
“Wouldn’t it have been cool if Bella from Twilight would’ve gone to college and gotten a real job instead of marrying at the age of 18 to the first man to say he loved her and getting pregnant the first time she had sex and detaching herself from her actual family? I don’t know. Just a thought.”
August 2011
“I pretend all day long that I don’t want it back. That I don’t want us back....”
October 2010
imnick:
It is 12:37 AM on a sunday night, and christian/tina want to go get food.
What are my friends?
PREGNANT. haha :)
September 2010
imnick:
hungthemoon replied to your post: Or maybe I should just shave my head?
NO. DON’T.
-littlewing replied to your post: Or maybe I should just shave my head?
no.
disinterestedseacreatures replied to your post:Or maybe I should just shave my head?
then your beard would look odd..
BUT THEN I COULD LOOK LIKE JUNIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL NICK AGAIN!
He was alright.
omg nick, i...
April 2010
Looking back on my "liked" list..
I found this MLIA post:
Today, I was sitting at my desk while my roommate was taking a nap. All of a sudden, she said very clearly in her sleep, “This will hurt. You will bleed.” I am now very worried for my safety. MLIA.
This cracks me up, hahahaha. I don’t know why. But it sure put me in a good mood.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(604): dont worry, it’ll just be a conversation starter like “why did you get that pierced?” or “wow, i got arrested there too”.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(914): every single kid we’ve ever known, every single person we’ve gotten blow jobs from, every single person we’ve hit home runs with… is at dennys right now.
WANTED TATTOO:
“no one else will ever know the strength of my love for you. after all, you are the only one who knows what my heart sounds like from the inside”
for my baby. 10-15-2010.
“The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.”
– Gilbert Keith Chesterton (via solarelephant) (via quote-book) (via umbrellaboat) (via undertheoak)
“It’s not what’s happening to you now or what has happened in your past that...”
– ~ Anthony Robbins (via gatekeeper)
imnick:
The Beatles- I Want You (She’s So...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(812): After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it’s time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(810): I’m watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He’s drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she wants to “follow her dream.” Her dream is to marry Justin Bieber. We’re in college. FML
“I love you more now
than yesterday, but less than
I will tomorrow.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott) (via quote-book) (via lovebot)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(310): I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
“We all die. The goal isn’t to live forever, the goal is to create something that...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via funeralface) (via undertheoak)
“What if you were the missing piece to the puzzle of my life? The final piece to...”
– Chris (with help from Lai) (via themusician) (via kari-shma) (via lovebot)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(913): Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i’ll give you a discount.
hahaha wow.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(315): My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
wow, seems like forever since i've been on..
blythejones:
wthtina:
like 4 months! sorry tumblr.. :(
Oh hey tina! Haha, tanks for following me!
you too :) i haven’t been on here in forever, i see you just started! its pretty fun. a lot of interesting people on here. it gets pretty addicting once you start following more people.
wow, seems like forever since i've been on..
like 4 months! sorry tumblr.. :(
October 2009
talk about bad karma!
i lied and said i was throwing up … thats why i couldn’t make it. ha, i ended up throwing up tonight! wtf! and for no reason either! i felt fine the entire day. then it just randomly came.
wow.
September 2009
sarcastic-icasm:
Missy Higgins | Where I Stood
...
“I just don’t know if I wanna do it anymore, get close to somebody so they can...”
– One Tree Hill (via raindropsonredroses) (via eletheowl)
mliaverage:
Today, I came home to my mom scowling, my dad smirking, and my little sister grinning. Apparently, my sister got into a fight with a fellow 5th grader, saying that the Beatles pwned the Jonas Brothers. My sister and the girl argued until my sister tackled her while yelling, “I am the walrus! Goo goo g’joob!” I have never before felt like such a positive influence to my siblings....
“I know it hurts. I know that. But if you give up now, you may be missing...”
– (via eletheowl)
I don’t know if I can anymore ..
(via samantha-avena)
“I have never been strong enough to stay. People say that walking away is the...”
– (via eletheowl)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(248): I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
“I’m sick of this feeling, this feeling that I’m not good enough for anyone. That...”
– (via eletheowl)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(859): i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said “thats not goin in me”
“I wonder how many times we’ll say goodbye before we actually let go.”
– (via iamblessed) (via gatekeeper)
mliaverage:
Today I was playing Call Of Duty 4 when the connection got interrupted. The person’s gamer tag who interrupted the connection was “xxKanyeWestxx”. MLIA